Presenting, Jamaasian Campus.AKA Jamaasian high(but not in high school)All in favor of my way too long titles say aye! AYE!-SPICY BLURB THINGAMAJIG-Join Kraft and co on an extraordinary mission to grow up![If you want to be added, comment your character and I'll add you]Also, I know we're all a pretty large age span. Like we wouldn't all be in university at the same time. But this is a Kraftian university where nobody cares. And also it doesn't work much like a uni. It's just a weird story by a weird child.Also I know basically all my stories are dead right now. I'm now working on AJA, JH, JC, AJSM, HtbaHoalT, and two others(Don't stop running and 100 Portals). I might shove DSR and 100P here at some point as well as some other random stories people may be interested in but probably not, but I have too many stories on this blog I'm basically the only frequent writer heh.ANYWAY, TO THE THREE PEOPLE THAT READ MY JUNK, WELCOME TO JAMAAAASIAN CAMPUS!*first chapter will come tomorrow. Stay tuned kiddos*-AJKraft
Chapter one-In which everybody arrives"I'll miss you, lamp post..." AJKraft sobbed as she hugged her entire street goodbye. Then, she jumped into her spicy, huge, magenta car, with the plate MC5M TR5H, and drove away."So long parents! I'm off to-whoa!" Kraft almost hit a squirrel."Dude! Shift!" Kraft honked her horn and the squirrel ran into a bush.5 hours and 37 cans of A&W later, AJKraft arrived at the apartment block she'd booked with her friends."Hello future!" Kraft opened her car boot and took out all her 28 suitcases, 13 filled with webkinz, and tried to pull them along. She did not succeed."Heyo, Kraft!"Kraft was relieved to see Swirlshine."Is anyone else here yet?" "Nope, I-"Swirl was interrupted by an incredibly loud monster truck pulling into a parking space."HELLO PEOPLE!" Canineclaw opened the window.AJKraft hid her warriors tshirt under her hoodie."HOWDY!"The three then collaborated in taking everyones bags to their apartments. After accomplishing that goal, they sat and waited for everyone else."HALLO!" Princessbg pulled in, with a bright pink limo, quickly followed by Nafaria, Lostfairy, Cuddly, 2FangWolf, CookyCupcake, Gracie and Karalee in assorted vehicles."Ok guys we need to organise this. We have two apartments and 11 of us.. Who will go where?" Kraft stroked an imaginary Dumbledore beard."Let's just pull names out of a hat!" Cuddly magically summoned a hat.The names were then drawn. Drawn feels weird to write because it makes me think someone made fancy word art but okApartment 1 contained Kraft, Swirlshine , Nafaria and LostfairyApartment 2 contained, 2Fangwolf, CookyCupcake and CanineclawAnd Apartment 3 contained Karalee, Gracie, Cuddly and Princessbg"HELLOOO APARTMENT!"Kraft yelled as she jumped on the sofa. The others gave her a weird look as if she was a maniac, and went to unpack."OK OK QUICK I NEED TO SET UP ALL THE GADGETS!" Kraft opened a duffle bag and emptied out an xbox and a wii. "Wait. How do I wire it up?" Oops.Meanwhile, in apartment 2, 2FangWolf's ears were exploding as the speakers blasted hardcore heavy metal."REMEMBER," yelled Cooky over the sound of the music, "WHEN CANINE'S PHONE CREATED AN EARTHQUAKE?""YES," 2FangWolf replied."WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD TURN IT DOWN OR ELSE IT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN!" "But it'a not that loud!" Canineclaw argued.Cooky and 2Fang facepalmed.In the third apartment...Princessbg was high on sugar. Gracie was hiding in a wardrobe. Karalee was on top of the fridge. And Cuddly was trying like crazy to stop Princess from destroying the apartment.Need I say more?"Right, guys. I am on an ASDA quest! A quest for affordable sweets, chocolate and..." Kraft prepared her voice, "DR PEPPPPPEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!" Kraft ran off to ASDA.
*laughs like crazy* This... is the best! XDYAY! I'm roomies with you!!! ^.^
Pre-uni assembly thing"Hello and welcome to Jamaasian Campus! Here you will all learn to become good individuals and hopefully not end up working at Macdonalds!""Bleh macdonalds!" Kraft spat."SAY HELLO TO THE OFFICIAL SCHOOL MASCOT! Mirror, come out?""I'M MIRA YOU *^#$?€@! !" A weird woman dressed as a bird screamed."I DON'T CARE, ANYWAY WHO IS HYPED UP FOR AN EXCITING LEARNING LIFE EXPERIENCE?" "I AM!" A loud noise erupted in the room."WELL, DO WELL AND GET A GOOD LIFE!" The announcer finished his speech.When assembly was over, a huge crowd of girls ran past Kraft, knocking her off her feet. Kraft heard them screaming:"APARRI LOAF ME PLEASE!!!"Kraft pretended to throw up and began throwing some cabbages she randomly had at the fangirls. Suddenly, there was a large crash as Aparri and the fangirls ran into a bunch of lockers. Kraft snickered, and hurriedly speedwalked away to avoid any conflict. Geography class"So, get out your textbooks and read from page 28 to page 193 please." The old woman staggered around, pointing at the board in order to appear professional."I. Don't. Want. To. Study." Kraft banged her head on her desk with each word, and began to daydream. Knowing her it was probably about being famous."Thank you, thank you!" She waved to an imaginary crowd. When she became conscious again, she noticed everyone was staring at her. She gave them a look and began to read.Coasts.Coasts are formed over millions of years, they are made from rocks and sand and clay and stuff. Erosion...Kraft slowly read each page in coasts and erosion and stuff of that nature, before taking out a notebook and either doodling or writing fanfictions.Eventually class ended and everyone stumbled out as if they'd been drinking a ton of alcoholic stuff. The friends began to make their way back to their apartments for lunch, but they were stopped in their tracks."Stop right there, pre adult things! Backs against the wall!" "What the fadoodling fuzzles are you talking about?" Kraft stared at the fat man."No alcohol in school!"Everybody deadpanned."What the blazes are you talking about?" Said everyone at once."You very well know what!" He pointed to Kraft's rootbeer."THIS IS ROOTBEER! Made from.. Roots!""But it looks bad!"Kraft then was triggered and swung her briefcase of pens at the man. He screamed like a child, and ran for the hills. Which hills? I DON'T KNOW."That... Was weird." Lostfairy watched him dash away."WHO WANT'S PIZZA?"[lol sorry if someone doesn't like pizza k]"I DOOOOOOOO!!!!" Yelled everyone."Can I have your hat?"Kraft rotated to see a small person wearing a binbag.She stared at the person for a while, wondering how they paid to go to school."Um, no. This helmet-" she pointed at her helmet, "is made from FIVE real MINECRAFTIAN diamonds. You have no idea how long it took to build my rocket, fly to Minecraftia and fly all the way back. It's crazy!""Then can I have your spike?""What spike, kiddo? This spike?" Kraft revealed a pointed object and pointed it at the child who screamed and ran. "I seem to make lots of people scream and run..." Kraft said to herself loudly.
Heehee! XDDD This is seriously awesome. Keeeeppp writing!!!! XD"That... Was weird." Lostfairy watched him dash away."YES! I WOULD SAY THAT. XD
XDD thank you!I would keep writing but I cant post comments from my iPad where I write my stories right now >:(
This makes me laugh so hard
I SERIOUSLY NEED MOOOOOOREEEEE! XDDD
This is swagggggg
Hey can I be in? CX
I'll put you in once I can update again :)-Kraft
I still can't update on Ipad but I wrote this on my phone. EnjoyIn which Kraft finds a magical artefactKraft stared at the wall of her room and thought about how she was a lazy child. So shd decided to do something about that."Guys, I'm going to the woods to look for magical artefacts!" She announced, running out the building before anyone could say anything. The woods were a large place filled with trees. Suddenly, Kraft saw something behind a rock.Could it be?Yes. It was.Katniss bow V9.3"HOLY MACARONI!" She wailed, slowly walking towards it. Suddenly there was a voice."What do you think you're doing?""IM SORRY QUAIL I GOTTA BOUNCE!" and so Kraft stole the bow and arrows and left a very confused woman to figure out what just happened."EVERYONE, I FOUND A KATNISS BOW!!!!!" Kraft yelled, shooting arrows at random things like the wallpaper.Kraft then decided to take up archery. She was pretty rubbish.In which a random cat riding a seal causes chaos.Everyone in a 100000 mile radius woke up to the sound of a cat riding a seal. "HEY, COME BACK!" Yelled a person. Kraft shot an arrow out the window. Nothing happened and the yelling intensified. Then, the seal ran into a wall and the girl retrieved her cat. Kraft yelled out the window."WHO ARE YOU???"The girl replied"SARAH!""OK."And then Kraft went back to bed.(I hope these really short chapters are ok. I mean, better than nothing, right? Also, sorry if there are any mistakes.typing on a phone is hard.)
Ah erm where am I in this? Lol jk idc. Very cool series though!
XDDDDDDDDDDDD TOTALLY SOMETHING SUPER WOULD DO LOL
I'm which Gfox comes out of a portal startled.Kraft, Lost, Naffy and Swirl sat at the table eating cereal. Kraft was staring at the wall and thinking about life. And then realised something."O CRABS I FORGOT MY ANIMATION ASSIGNMENT" Kraft ran around the apartment yelling very bad words like fadoodanuggets, and throwing webkinz everywhere. Eventually she sat down to animate someone finding a quail in a pile of a small loan of a million dollars. But then she heard a shocked noise come from Naffy's room. Kraft, Swirl and Lost ran to the closet where someone was yelling, "Help!"Swirl opened the closet and a very shocked Gfox fell out."Peeps, Narnia is Cra-zy! There were all these evil lizard things trying to bite people's heads off!" Kraft wanted to tell Gfox she wasn't in Narnia, and instead was in the Capitol running from evil lizard mutts that wanted to murder everyone and everything but thought better of it. After all, Gfox was very startled.-In which Mrs Garlic ruins art for everyone*based on real art teacher*"So, kids, today we learn how to draw penguins! And by learn, I mean YOU BETTER DRAW A VERY GOOD PENGUIN OR DETENTION!" Everyone gasped. Kraft began drawing a blob to then form the penguin around. As she began detailing the eye, Mrs Garlic walked over."OM GAWSH THIS IS AMAZING!!!!" She held up the blob with an eye and nobody said anything."BE CAREFUL. KRAFT IS THE ONE TO WATCH OUT FOR!"Meanwhile, Swirlshine caught a glance at Cheer's art."How do you do that?" Before Cheer got to reply, Mrs Garlic was writing their names on the board as if the were year sixes."HOW DARE YOU TALK, CHAR AND SKRIL!" she shrieked."but miss, I wasn't-" Cheer was interrupted as Mrs Garlic threw a hissy fit in front of all the students.Normal days...
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In which a loaf of bread appears.It was a normal day in the Campus.Everyone was happy.But not Fred the Bread.Fred the bread was sad because he was just a loaf of bread and was going to die.Fred the bread live in a fridge.And... Jk I wouldn't REALLY write a chapter about a loaf of bread.In which Skorm gets arrested and a riot happens.Kraft stretched her arms and woke up. She should probably turn off her alarm but she needs good music to start the day. She didn't bother to eat breakfast because SHE HAD A JOB TO DO.She ran to the science building and stole the much needed explod-y stuff. Then she found a lizard and screamed, leaving the gunpowder scattered around the classroom. It was time for history now."children, how many districts did Oliver Cromwell separate England and Wales into???"Kraft was excited.She knew this."THIRTEEN.""Actually, it's-"Kraft was triggered."WERE YOU ABOUT TO CORRECT ME!" everyone fell silent until Capuccino reached into her bag and revealed...The meme trumpet.All of a sudden, a herd of spinny boiz appeared, dabbing and dancing like crazy. EngineerGoat[AN:EngineerGoat is an amazing person. They draw amazing story mode art, make spicy animations and made this legendary video called don't stop the spinny bouz] then began spinning and forced everyone else to spin because of spinning boiz. As everyone partied, the door burst open and some policemen wearing pink informs burst in."SKORM BOI UR UNDER ARREST!" Skorm screamed in horror."NO. U CANT ARREST MEH! IM A FAMOOSE-" He was cut off as he was dragged out of the doors.
XDDD Skorm got arrested? That is too good. XD
XDDDDDDDDD PLEEEEEEEEEEEEZ write more!(DXplorergirl)
In which Kraft becomes obsessedBased on a true story kind ofNot reallyIt was 2am in the morning. All was quiet. All was very, very quiet. But not everyone was asleep. Kraft was sitting at the desk on her computer and screaming internally. You see, Kraft had discovered this amazing online game called GiveusyourmoneyKraf. GiveusyourmoneyKraft was an online virtual world that was actually perfect for Kraft. It was filled with everything she loved. A steampunk society in which Jedis fought to the death in an arena made entirely of rootbeer cans using only copic markers and jumping into magic portals.It was truly marvelous. Kraft had found it almost by accident, clicking on an ad somewhere. The problem with GiveusyourmoneyKraft was that Kraft was the only person on earth who liked it. Everyone else thought it was a scam to get everyones money. But Kraft knew otherwise. She knew that it was just a scam to get HER money. So she bought a hundred year subscription and was playing it all the time. Even when she was supposed to be animating or something else useful. At seven in the morning, Naffy found Kraft lying on the floor and cuddling a KFC bucket. Naffy wondered two things. Firstly, why was Kraft cuddling a bargain bucket, and secondly why she was cuddling a bargain bucket that was covered in macaroni. Kraft shot awake, and began running around the room."Are you ok, Kraft?" Lostfairy asked. She was concerned. Kraft never ran. "No! I think-" Kraft stopped midsentence, "I THINK MY POWERUP HAS RECHARGED!" Kraft ran over to her computer, but Swirl was holding it out of Kraft's reach. Kraft began to have an emotional breakdown"NO! PLEASE! I CAN'T LET MYSELF BE BEATEN BY SAUCYFERRET29273654! THEY AREMY MORTAL ENEMY!""I thought that Li-""NO! SHE WAS MY OLD MORTAL ENEMY! BUT SAUCYFERRET OFFENDED JALAPEÑOS!"Everyone went silent."You bought a hundred year subscription to a game because someone offended a chilli?""Duh!"And with that, everyone lost faith in humanity.TBC